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craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

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sadfrick:

*sees a cute boy* *checks to see what kind of shoes he is wearing*

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paradisaic:

I can’t go to parties because I turn into a pumpkin at midnight

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robotlynx:

what??? youre pansexual??? what the HECJK is that? no no no this is going to have to go through macklemore first

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vagiants:

Me: *before I take my first bite*

Mom: is it good?

(Source: keyote, via gaynipples)

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happiest:

you’re cute what is your face html 

(via clearlee)

n0-p0st-0n-sunday:

pvnkslut:

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

i would advise you to avoid santa

(Source: the-stonersofar, via clearlee)

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officialunitedstates:

my favorite part of any trip to mcdonalds is the sudden and unavoidable flashbacks to the time when I got stuck in the slide for 5.5 hours and the staff had to slide down mcnuggets so I could keep up my energy while they cut the slide in half with a hacksaw.  half-slide is still there, haunting me and the other kids who sudden fall through a hole halfway through their journey down

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