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zeldathemes
16 year old booty queen
what am i doing here
what year is it
officialprincewilliam:

are you sick of washing your underpants every goddamned week? i should fucking hope so what a pain in the ass. wouldn’t you like to just not worry about washing your grimy undies for a whole shitstain-free year? well stick a dryer sheet up my butt because you’re in luck. for just 4,000 motherfucking dollars you can forget about touching that ass-cloth for 365 glorious days. every day is a fresh new day for your hairy butt cheeks. and once 2015 rolls around, you’ll have a years worth of dirty underwear to wash you piece of shit.

officialprincewilliam:

are you sick of washing your underpants every goddamned week? i should fucking hope so what a pain in the ass. wouldn’t you like to just not worry about washing your grimy undies for a whole shitstain-free year? well stick a dryer sheet up my butt because you’re in luck. for just 4,000 motherfucking dollars you can forget about touching that ass-cloth for 365 glorious days. every day is a fresh new day for your hairy butt cheeks. and once 2015 rolls around, you’ll have a years worth of dirty underwear to wash you piece of shit.

cakejam:

when u stuck behind slow walkers

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coolscar:

They’re evolving

coolscar:

They’re evolving

erernjaeger:

when ur entire class didnt do the homework

ornawentz:

where has this article been all my life

ornawentz:

where has this article been all my life

reallyreallyreallytrying:

instantly, you recognise this patch of dirt as edible dirt. you start eating it. then you realise: it’s not edible. you were wrong.

“But the Bible says…”

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unclefather:

gf: Come over

me: i can’t i’m skiing

gf: I have dog treats

me: image

punnier:

how do french cats talk to eachother?

they chat

awkwardsituationist:

michael poliza in churchill manitoba, who noted “the polar bear was all by himself as they are very solitary animals anyway. but this one looked particularly sad as it wandered around, almost as though it didn’t understand where the snow had gone.” (more polar bear photos)

jrugs:

waking up everyday seems a little excessive