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dancing queen young and sweet only 17

If you are an American seeking asylum in a foreign country, the police cannot arrest you inside a McDonalds.

abigalmills:

im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

(Source: officialinquisitor, via iwantedtacosnotthis)

wedidthetimewarpagain:

she wears short skirts

i wear nothing because i am the disembodied incorporeal form

she’s a flapper

i am the eyes of T. J. Eckelburg

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fun first date ideas: overthrow ur government w/ the bae

loftwingfeathers:

WHEN BOYS GET ANGRY AND THEIR JAW DOES THE THING 

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(Source: zustin, via pizza)

grimelords:

I’m not racist but [throws a dart at a map] lithuanians don’t know shit about [spins a big wheel] creating lasting memories during early childhood?

(via beyoncebeytwice)

momfandom:

hyper-masculine gay couple at costco aesthetic

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swooshmami:

White privilege is finding your name on a Coke bottle

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pregers:

waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm

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