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wolf-eel:

the first rule of fight club is you must be following me. i will be checking. the second rule is reblogs only, likes dont count, one reblog per person

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wrote:

sassy english teachers are the best because they’re beyond sarcastic and somehow always end up insulting the kid that you hate and everyone else likes

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svrferblood:

me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?

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andrewjacksonjihads:

i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair

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princessnecrophilia:

I DONT THINK ITS POSSIBLE TO DESCRIBE HOW HARD I LAUGH EVERY FUCKING TIMe

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basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

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bewbin:

you always gotta keep your opponent on their toes. unless your opponent is a ballerina, that is where they are most powerful 

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party-in-the-morgue:

party-in-the-morgue:

What if prisons let prisoners take their own mug shots?

Cellfies

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michaxl:

what would jesus do with that big fat butt

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departured:

but mom i cleaned my room that one time a few years ago

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