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zeldathemes
16 year old booty queen
what am i doing here
what year is it

art-of-whore:

i still cant believe the easter bunny died for our sins

jayayayayay:

if easter and 4/20 are both today can it be called a joint holiday

officialprincewilliam:

are you sick of washing your underpants every goddamned week? i should fucking hope so what a pain in the ass. wouldn’t you like to just not worry about washing your grimy undies for a whole shitstain-free year? well stick a dryer sheet up my butt because you’re in luck. for just 4,000 motherfucking dollars you can forget about touching that ass-cloth for 365 glorious days. every day is a fresh new day for your hairy butt cheeks. and once 2015 rolls around, you’ll have a years worth of dirty underwear to wash you piece of shit.

officialprincewilliam:

are you sick of washing your underpants every goddamned week? i should fucking hope so what a pain in the ass. wouldn’t you like to just not worry about washing your grimy undies for a whole shitstain-free year? well stick a dryer sheet up my butt because you’re in luck. for just 4,000 motherfucking dollars you can forget about touching that ass-cloth for 365 glorious days. every day is a fresh new day for your hairy butt cheeks. and once 2015 rolls around, you’ll have a years worth of dirty underwear to wash you piece of shit.

cakejam:

when u stuck behind slow walkers

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coolscar:

They’re evolving

coolscar:

They’re evolving

erernjaeger:

when ur entire class didnt do the homework

ornawentz:

where has this article been all my life

ornawentz:

where has this article been all my life

reallyreallyreallytrying:

instantly, you recognise this patch of dirt as edible dirt. you start eating it. then you realise: it’s not edible. you were wrong.

“But the Bible says…”

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unclefather:

gf: Come over

me: i can’t i’m skiing

gf: I have dog treats

me: image

punnier:

how do french cats talk to eachother?

they chat